When you notice that almost all of the people you follow/who follow you are now following each other
and you’re almost sure you’re the one who’s “introduced” at least a few of them
and your whole dash becomes this big awesome Cycle of Reblog
so you start to feel like you’re all part of some kind of Tumblr Badass Mafia
and I really just wanna say
this is a story all about how
Everyone has that person that they follow who reblogs like the wind, and you know as soon as you see they’ve gotten onto Tumblr you’re going to be working your ass off just to stay current on your dash.
Sometimes when I get a new follower, I go check out their blog and I see the things they’re interested in, and all I can think is, “What on earth possessed you to follow me? Do you have any idea what you’ve gotten yourself into? I’m so sorry, I’m so, so sorry.”
So, apparently, daily post limits are an actual thing on Tumblr (fucking stupid, argh), and I would like to apologize in advance for the backup of reblogs I am about to ram down all your dashes.
I’d like to apologize in advance, but
When you go to reblog a text post
and it up and fucking decides to be a link instead
who the goddamn fuck told you do that motherfucker?
reblog as text. post. bitch.
EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF.
And that, darlings, concludes your Tuesday Night Suit Porn
Thanks for comin’ out.