Something a Little Fantastic

ELEMENTARYYYYYYYYYYYYY

PERFECT. JUST. PERFECT.

reverendmaynard:

skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin

This is why this website scares me

hi there

tattoos

The only way the GOP could get a less electable ticket would be if The Hamburglar and Joffrey Lannister were on a ticket together.

tithenvagyok:

tsukikoume:

blowmehbubbles:

bellumpax:

THIS IS THE CUTEST TRASH CAN I HAVE EVER SEEN

Oh. My. God!
Ahhhh

BEST TRASHCAN EVER

I’M SORRY BUT I KEEP MISREADING IT AS TRASH-CHAN

I’M GONNA CALL HIM TRASH-CHAN

HE’S SO KAWAII

elemeffayohh:

Someday I will live the dream.

Holy. Shit. Someone notify Chris Hemsworth.

He can live his dream.

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tyleroakley:

seyless:

A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

God bless Angeliki.

capitolgoods:

breakthisspell:

freecocaine:

conradverner:

A dramatic reading of 50 Shades of Grey

“His erection SPRRINNGGSS INTO VIEW!”

#dggn #dying #be my friend

“my body ACCEPTING HIM!”

what, is she pulling a Ling Yao and becoming a fucking homumculus

I am legitimately crying right now I’ve been laughing so hard

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN CAR