PERFECT. JUST. PERFECT.
skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin
This is why this website scares me
The only way the GOP could get a less electable ticket would be if The Hamburglar and Joffrey Lannister were on a ticket together.
THIS IS THE CUTEST TRASH CAN I HAVE EVER SEEN
Oh. My. God!
BEST TRASHCAN EVER
I’M SORRY BUT I KEEP MISREADING IT AS TRASH-CHAN
I’M GONNA CALL HIM TRASH-CHAN
HE’S SO KAWAII
Someday I will live the dream.
Holy. Shit. Someone notify Chris Hemsworth.
He can live his dream.
A dramatic reading of 50 Shades of Grey
“His erection SPRRINNGGSS INTO VIEW!”
“my body ACCEPTING HIM!”
what, is she pulling a Ling Yao and becoming a fucking homumculus
I am legitimately crying right now I’ve been laughing so hard
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN CAR