I AM THE HAIR BEAST
When you hastily scrape your hair back to have it out of the way for mealtime and it accidentally looks better than anything you’ve ever done with it on purpose.
I need at least a trim, but shit, I want it shorter again. Maybe not super short like before, but definitely shorter. Alas, I don’t think I can trust anyone around her not to fuck it up and make me look like a scrawny 14 year old boy with small tits, like last time.
All this fucking hair wouldn’t be a problem if I were type who styled that shit and did things with it, but my idea of hairstyling is a ponytail. I don’t even curl that shit, ever. Not that my hair would cooperate either, never does.
LONG HAIR IS WASTED ON ME, I WANT A HAAAAIIIRRRCUUUUT. *whines*
When you draw a really good face and every hairstyle you can possibly come up with to put on them is just fucking hooooorrrrrriibbllleeee.
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year?
Because I do.
Everyone stop what you’re doing, because whatever it is, it’s not as important as this.
I tried growing my hair back out, but couldn’t handle it. D: Ughhh. No wonder so many older women cut their hair short.
This is the first time I’ve actually grown my hair out, for real, in roughly… six years or so. I FUCKING HATE IT. Everyone keeps telling me how much they love it this length and so many times I’ve gone to get my hair cut short and had it horribly butchered into a fugly awkward mess, BUT I HATE IT SO MUCH. It takes a million years to wash, is fucking hot and heavy (I have ridiculously thick hair, there’s so goddamn much of it that it’s literally ridiculous) and GOD FORBID I NEED TO LEAN FORWARD TO LIKE DRAW OR SOMETHING. HAIR. HAIR AS FAR AS THE FUCKING EYE CAN SEEEEEEE.
Abbie, this should be your next haircut.
:< Remember a year ago when that bitch Jasoned my head and it was this short. I WISH I COULD PULL THIS OFFFFFF. -gross sobbing-