BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF MAKE OUT LIKE YOU’RE THE VICTIM AND THEN START A BLOODY REVOLUTION AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOU THOUGH BUT YOU SAY I’M AN OPPRESSOR AND IT FEELS SO ROUGH NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW HAVE YOUR FRIENDS LOAN YOU SOME WEAPONS AND TAKE MY FACE OFF OF YOUR MONEY I GUESS I SHOULDN’T BLAME YOU THOUGH NOW YOU’RE JUST A COUNTRY THAT I USED TO OWN
Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere.
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Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via funiculi-funicula)