based on this post
I’m pretty sure Danny Pudi is actually just Abed. Or Abed is actually Danny Pudi;
Right now, I am into sweet almond Lip Protector. Almonds are a superfood, and I’m into superfood. It’s also got SPF, in case you’re worried about your lips burning off. ‘Cause that happens. It’s got a nice subtle flavor. If I enjoy that flavor too much, this Lip Saver comes in. It’s a little bit less tasty, and it’s a little bit thicker, gooier. The good thing about the Lip Saver is, if you put it on you are fine for a good 40 minutes. The Lip Protector you need to put on like every 15 to 20 minutes, especially if you’re talking a lot. Which I don’t have any experience with.
When I go to the gas station, the amount of gallons and the price have to end on something that is numerically interesting. Like if the gallons is 131, something symmetrical like a 262 is awesome. Or 555, because then I’ll be like 131 is five total. So it’s five on top, and then three fives on the bottom. That’s okay. But if it’s 484 and then 612, I’m like, ‘I need more gas.’ That’s weird, but it’s true. I do it, and I don’t even realize I’m doing it. I’ll be like, why am I still trying to get a little drop of gas? Then I’ll get it, and I’ll be like Yes! Then someone will look over and be like, ‘You are freakin’ insane.’ And I’ll be like, ‘Yeah, but I got a full tank of gas, and mentally I’m fine for like the next 15 minutes until I need lip balm.’
