Something a Little Fantastic
Smoaking Billionaires or Flommy

ohemgeeitscoley:

See last answer re: ALWAYS PICK SHARING. BECAUSE SHARING IS CARING.

Chocolate or Pizza

ohemgeeitscoley:

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAD A FUCKING GIF FOR THAT OH MY GOD

Flommy or Olicity

imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe talks about dressing up as Spider-Man at Comic Con x

"Um, guys?" She held her breath, lip bitten between her teeth as they each settled a hand on her knees.

ohemgeeitscoley:

"Yes," Tommy whispered, his hand slowly making its way up from her knee. Felicity watched as Tommy smiled, his face getting closer as his lips found hers.

She closed her eyes, leaning into his kiss. She broke the kiss with a gasp as she felt a finger slide into her, followed quickly by another. A slow grin overcame her, as she glanced to Oliver, his eyes focused on Tommy.

"We’re going to be really late for work."

Oliver laughed, his chest bumping against her knee. “We already called in sick.”

OH. MY.

<3

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"If you don't stop squirming, this is going to get really awkward."

ohemgeeitscoley:

"It already is awkward," Felicity hissed against Oliver’s neck. She continued the small movements, trying to find a more comfortable position.

"Felicity." Tommy’s voice was low, his mouth brushing against her ear just slightly with every syllable. "I really need you to stop moving."

Oliver’s fingers tightened against her Felicity’s leg, his eyes closing. “I’m with Tommy, you aren’t helping anything.”

"Well if you two had done your job in the first place, we wouldn’t be tied together in the back of a van, now would we?"

Tommy snorted, giving in and closing his mouth against her ear. “Not like it’s the first time.”

8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THOUGH NOW I AM VERY CURIOUS ABOUT THE FIRST TIME

but [he] has some pretty shit elf eyes if he missed a head that inflated
Elise on Orlando Bloom punching Justin Bieber

swarnpert:

when commercials have internet memes in them

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westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

Everyone knows better than to open that door.

ohemgeeitscoley:

Felicity quirked her eyebrow as she rolled her eyes. “Seriously Oliver?” Her voice was teasing as she continued to pick the lock in front of her. “You don’t really believe the stories?”

“Of course not,” Oliver replied quickly, his voice wavering enough to let Felicity know that he wasn’t telling the truth. “I’m just saying there have been twelve bodies that have shown up across town and all of them were linked to this room before they died.”

“They were also linked to the high school, Star Pizza, and the mall. I don’t see you avoiding any of those places?”

“None of those places are rumored to be the house of a serial killer.”

“Knew you were scared.” Felicity smirked as she felt the lock turn, the door sliding open. She pulled her hand back from the knob, holding it out for Oliver to grab. He interlocked his fingers with hers on instinct, shaking his head as she took a step forward.

“This is how horror movies start.”

“No, I’m pretty sure horror movies start with a sex—“ Felicity shrieked as the door slammed shut, her hand dropping from Oliver’s.

“Felicity?” Oliver shouted, reaching for his phone in his pocket to provide light. He regretted the decision immediately, as the phone lit up to show the room. He felt a hand reach around the side of his neck, before knocking the phone to the floor. The last thing he saw before the room became black again was Felicity’s face staring at whatever was behind him.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT EVEN IS THIS.

I DESPERATELY WANT MORE.